December 2011
32 posts
2011 was like, the GREATEST year. i graduated college, so i don’t have to...
– Thoughts on 2011, by my dear friend Kelly.
Normal conversations in my life
Friend: I'm gonna really whore it up for you.
Me: But, like, not ugly whore?
Friend: No, no. Good whore.
Confession: I really am a terrible person.
My friend and I were abusing “those girls” yesterday. The kind of girls that take solo shots and upload them to Facebook, post statuses updating you of their every movement, and most importantly, post pictures of their designer Christmas gifts with captions that say “LoUbOutInNzZZzz<3 mi bOo iS dA bE$t.” (FYI- this kind of girl...
I just got the nicest email from someone I’ve never met, and only worked with briefly, offering me career and life advice. I’m now crying at my desk like a loon on loon tablets.
Good things.
We’d said we’d keep in touch. But touch is not something you can keep; as soon...
– David Levithan (via venebelle)
I got an accidental pep talk from someone I really respect and admire today—it was awesome.
Prior to that, I called my friend to whine about god knows what, and she gave me a fabulous, but unrelated peptalk, called “Reasons why Brenna is awesome.” My favorite reason is as follows:
You are such a phenomenal karaoke singer (more fondly known karaoke rat or mic-hog) that you won...
You're a winner.
dailypeptalk:
Pep Talk: You’re a blue ribbon, gold medalist, title holder in a league of your own. You’re a tough-as-nails fighter with a complicated history and a promising future who is making the absolute most of the present. You’re competing with no one because no one can compete with you. You’re the champ, undisputed. Today remind yourself: I’m a winner.
Well, you never knew exactly how much space you occupied in people’s lives.
– F. Scott Fitzgerald, Tender Is The Night. (via lylaandblu)
This is the best thing I’ve seen all day- maybe all week.
I highly recommend you invest the 4 minutes and 41 seconds of your time. You will thank me later.
I turn 23 in 5 days. Excuse me while I go throw up in the nearest potted plant.
I just got put in the most awkward situation of all time. See my feelings about said situation below:
nauseous
angry
disappointed
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
murderous
rendered useless for the remainder of the day
GdfjGDF*(^b86w895034dlK@#(sdufgBdK@#00234ucn@
Yes, I am dramatic. Get over it.
A sip, a taste, a swill of Champagne. →
If there is one thing I’ve learned from Drake, it’s the value of a 24 hour champagne diet.
meghanbutler:
“I don’t mean to sound belligerent, but I feel compelled to emphasize that I love Champagne and sparkling wines too much to ever consign them to the scrap heap of obligation. I drink them year round, with all sorts of foods, for any occasion, but more important, for no occasion...
Today is my performance review.
There are few things I love more than talking about myself for extended periods of time, but the idea of discussing other people’s perception of me makes my skin crawl.
Meep.
"There will be moments when you’ll look around and... →
I don’t know why I’m just reading this now, but it is exactly what I needed to hear at this particular point in my life. Thank you, internet gods.
Death Star PR + NPH = full of win →
I RT almost everything @DeathStarPR says. How have I never known about their fantasmic blog? Please read their open letter to NPH. You can thank me later.
A simple thought, but I know one thing, good things are coming our way.
– Coldplay, “up with the birds” (via lavergne)