Of course, today is the day my fabulous friend from undergrad texts me and tells me she’s coming into Zeno for an interview! Great, let’s do lunch. Great, today’s the day I gave up on looking presentable. Great, I’m wearing a potato sack, my hair’s a fro and I have no makeup on.

Great, postgrad and livin’ the dream, lookin’ fabulous every day. Don’t be jealous of my sweet life.